HOW TO USE
1. SHOWER THOROUGHLY
SHOWER EVERYDAY
The bacteria on your body begin repopulating quickly, so it is necessary to eliminate bacteria on a daily basis. Start by choosing an antibacterial soap or body wash. Your family jewels are home to millions of odor-causing bacteria, due to the secretions produced by the apocrine glands in your groin, and an antibacterial soap will kill most of the bacteria housed there.
WASH THOROUGHLY
Pay special attention to the underside of your shaft, your balls (and behind your balls), your pubic hair and your butt crack. The goal is to eliminate as many of the stench producing germs as possible, and a complete wash is the way to do so. Using a clean washcloth or body scrubber is important here. You don't want to rub yesterday's dirt and dead skin cells onto areas that you are actively attempting to clean.
2. DRY COMPLETELY
TOWEL OFF
After your shower, dry off with a clean, completely dry towel. Change your towel often to avoid the transfer of dirt and skin cells.
DRY EVERYWHERE
Make sure all parts of your body get thoroughly dry, especially between your legs. Bacteria thrive in dark, moist areas, so take an extra minute to make sure all moisture gets absorbed.
BLOW DRY
Plan your shower so that you have an extra 3-5 minutes to let your body cool down after your shower. If your temperature is raised, you will begin sweating sooner as you dress. If you don't have time to cool down, or if you can't get your balls completely dry with your towel, use a blow dryer. Never use the hot setting- it will simply heat up your body. Set the dryer on the coolest setting possible to cause any extra water to evaporate without warming you up.
3. APPLY PLEASANT PISTOL
USE YOUR WEAPON
Apply a nickel size amount of your favorite scent oil into the palm of your hand. Rub your hands together slightly and begin massaging Pleasant Pistol between your legs, around your manhood, and onto your balls. Use more oil if you feel that you need more coverage or desire a stronger scent. You can also rub Pleasant Pistol between the cheeks to spread the freshness.
SPREAD THE LOVE
Any excess oil can be rubbed onto your neck, chest, stomach and arms. Pleasant Pistol is made to keep your groin fresh, but can be used on your entire body.
4. COVER UP AND GO
CHOOSE THE RIGHT UNDERWEAR
After all excess oil has been absorbed, put on a pair of clean underwear. Undergarments are particularly important in keeping you fresh. The less constricting, the better. Boxers are optimal over boxer briefs, which are better than tighty whiteys (tight fitting underwear can actually lead to low sperm count). Thinner fabrics are best, with the ideal fabrics being micro modals and cottons.